"His name's Carlos; he's a good male dog. I'm actually trying to get him up for sale now. He's not much, he's housebroken, he's good with kids, he loves people. I had him since he was a puppy. He's very strong; as you can see he broke his collar once again. I'm always over there by Lincoln and Davis Street, South Side. Always outside with him on my front porch. It's the first house on the corner, on the left-hand side."
Watch out folks; he's got a camera...