"The best thing that happened to me is when I got my name. I was born two weeks after Charles Lindbergh visited my country. It was British Honduras at the time; now it's Belize. My father was a poultry farmer and they had an exhibition. Since Lindbergh was a notable, they asked him to be a judge. When the thing started, one of his hens cackled and laid an egg. Two weeks later I was born and they gave me all of his names. He was Charles Augustus and I'm Charles Augustus."
Watch out folks; he's got a camera...