"I do a lot of charity work with dove releases. I released on 9/11 last year in New York City when the Freedom Tower became the tallest building. I also do a lot of work with the Electrical Union and the City of Easton. I started this as a business to make up for all of the charity work, and I began the whole thing because of the World War I messenger pigeons who saved a lot of soldiers. Now I do weddings and funerals--some people bring flowers, and that's okay, but you should see the look on people's faces at funerals when you release the doves. It's beautiful."
Watch out folks; he's got a camera...