"Usually things don't go my way. Just in life in general. I always know it could always be a lot worse. When my appendix ruptured and I was in the hospital for all of December and through Christmas and I was only nine at the time? Uh, that was about how bad it got for me and just going through life, nothing could be worse than being on that bed with my appendix ruptured."
Watch out folks; he's got a camera...