"There was this one time in elementary school that I was trying to show off to some friends, and I was jumping off a swing set. I tried to do this thing where I did a front flip backwards, and I broke my arm. The next day when I came to school with a cast, I got sick from eating something bad and so my mom picked me up from school, and as my friends are walking out, I'm like, outside of the school with a broken arm and throwing up all over. For some reason, my mom decided to pick me up and go, 'Having a nice day?' It was all super embarrassing."
Watch out folks; he's got a camera...