"The craziest thing I seen was people drinking trying to swim naked in the downtown falls, which was not that long ago. The craziest thing that happened to *me* was getting locked outta my apartment and then trying to find my kids for them to let me back into the house. I accidentally locked my keys in there and there was like a hunnerd people who live in the building and not one of 'em, I couldn't get *one* of 'em to let me in 'cause they didn't know me. So, more or less, I was walking around waiting for my kid to show up to get back into my house. It took about three hours but I got in."
Watch out folks; he's got a camera...