"I went to play pool with a friend of mine and this woman just happened to be at the bar while we were playing pool. And we were probably the only two people there who don't drink. I went to get a soda, she would sit at the bar and talk to her friends and drink water all night. And she happened to be a friend of the friend I was playing pool with. We just started talking, sitting at the bar, enjoying all the other people who were drunk, and at the end of the night I had to go to work. So I told her, 'You know, I had a very nice time,' and maybe, if possible, I could come back and see her again. She never thought that I'd come back, but a week later I came back and she was there. We dated for quite a few years and now we've been married for ten."
Watch out folks; he's got a camera...