"How did that happen?"
"I was thinking about this friend of mine, and you know that feeling that something wasn't right? And so I Googled and got to know her married name and one thing took me to the next thing, and supposedly she was on Facebook, but I realized she hadn't been there, so then that connected me to a friend from Florida, so then that connected me to *all* the people I went to middle school with… So there was this big hunt, and last night I talked with her for, like, two-and-a-half hours as if not a day had passed."