Northampton Street
"First of all, I am the real Santa A. Claus. Look at my card. I've done this for 51 years. One little boy, he was nine years old, he sits on my lap and tells me he wants me to stop at his house first. I ask him, 'Why do you want me to stop at your house first?' He tells me, 'I'm leaving a whole case of whiskey for you to drink.' I tell him I don't drink, and why is he leaving a whole case anyway? He says, 'If you drink a whole case, you'll pass out and leave all the gifts in your sack.' True story."
"First of all, I am the real Santa A. Claus. Look at my card. I've done this for 51 years. One little boy, he was nine years old, he sits on my lap and tells me he wants me to stop at his house first. I ask him, 'Why do you want me to stop at your house first?' He tells me, 'I'm leaving a whole case of whiskey for you to drink.' I tell him I don't drink, and why is he leaving a whole case anyway? He says, 'If you drink a whole case, you'll pass out and leave all the gifts in your sack.' True story."
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