Meemer

According to the Urban Dictionary, a "meemer" is one who tries to weasel his way out of something. Who knew?

Me: "What do you like best about him?"
Her: "His sense of humor."
Me: "What do you like about her?"
Him: "Ummm…Everything…I don't know…That's a hard one…Ummm…"
Her (impersonating him): "I'm a meemer!"
Him: "Yeah, uh, I hate to be cliche, but, like, she gets me. That's the best I can say. I don't know!"