"What's the scariest thing that happened to you while you were hiking?"
"I ran out of food, and I was five days away from food."
"What did you do?"
"I practiced my 'sparkling-blue-eyes technique, and when someone came by with a big pack, I'd look at them and say, 'That pack looks heavy--bet it's got a lot of food in it,' and they'd say, 'Are you hungry?'"
These are the stories of the people of Easton, PA