Just In Time For Halloween

Him: "The secret to a good relationship is to make each other laugh. Kinda making fun of each others' quirks."
Me: "So, at the risk of being nosy, what do you make fun of?"
Him: "Should we really say?"
Her: "He just said to me I have a pumpkin head."
Him: "She puts her head on my shoulder and, I'm like, 'Your head weighs so much, It's so heavy, it feels like a pumpkin.'" 
Both of them laugh really hard, and when I tell them this will be seen by a lot of people, as I walk away, they laugh even harder...

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