Me: "Can I get your picture for my website?"
Him: "Is it a website for senior citizens about to keel over from the heat?"
Me: "Well, I have a wide range of people who look at my pictures…"
Him: "Oh, a photographer. I'm an artist too."
Me: What type of art?"
Him: "I do life drawings. My girlfriend threw them all out, though. She got jealous."
These are the stories of the people of Easton, PA