Perspective

-"What's one thing you regret?" 
"Stealing"
-"What's one thing you're proud of?"
"I have a son in college who just turned twenty." 
-"What else should we know about you?"
"I'm half Italian and half Cherokee. I used to live out in California. It's a lot nicer out there: they're more laid back and more friendly. You ask 'em for money or food, here they call it panhandling, out there they call it helping." 

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