The Last Tattoo

"We actually just closed our business. We used to have a tattoo shop on Third Street. We just closed it this month. It's been eighteen years. Time to move on."
"Why did you have a tattoo parlor?"
"That was actually the husband. He's all about his art. He does everything from painting to airbrushing to tattooing. Just pretty much backing him for eighteen years."
"So what are you going to do for *you* now?"
"Me? Oh, I run a Jackson Hewitt tax office. That's pretty much what *I* do."

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