Yoda...

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Yoda.

"My wife and I lived in Orlando, and we had about nine English bulldogs, and then this one became available. He's a Chinese Crested, and we went and rescued him. The English bulldogs were the greatest dogs in the world, but this one...they say they're the ugliest dogs in the world. If there was an ugly dog contest, the Chinese Crested would win, but he is the most loving dog we've ever had. Believe it or not, he was green and grey when we got him, which is why I named him Yoda. Now I wish I had named him Einstein."